A few weeks ago I had this really odd dream. It was the last day of school I guess and I had this weird trash can with beef in it that shot some indescribable material. Also, we were eating lunch at this large round table and Howie Mandel was there too. We also had this weird band class or someone was playing instruments or something. So then there was this musical theater class where we had to sit based on how we dedicated we were to musical theater, then we had to do this weird salute. Then there was this odd classroom/office thing where I got a bag with a bunch of Legos and paper clips in it. Then we had this bacon we were supposed to give to some dogs but Howie Mandel wouldn’t let us give it to them. Then we were in a place that looked like a bowling alley, a bunch of guys started shooting stuff, Howie sprayed soda at everyone, and then Howie’s head exploded. Then my older sister drove me and my younger sister home, crashing into trees and going over ramps to avoid cars coming at us. Then we got to the street I live on but there was a castle at the beginning where some Catholics lived I guess because my dad said so in the dream. So we drove into the castle and went into the living room which was a lot smaller on the inside and we drove through into the next room, a garage on a raised platform, and then got to our house. Once there I threw the trash can with the beef on my bed and tried to grow a mustache. Then I was back at the school in the room where I got the paper clips and Legos and there was a woman talking to me about the school and then I woke up. I think the Powerpuff girls might have been involved as well but I don’t recall what they did.
Okay I’m sure this has been ranted on before but this has just been annoying me lately. Those people on Facebook who are like “like this if you are on god’s side” or “share this photo if you believe in god” or anything of that sort. Now I’m an atheist speaking here but seriously, do those people think that they’re go to hell if they don’t like and share those. Can you imagine a scenario like that?
*At the gates of heaven*
St. Peter: “So, what did you do in your lifetime?”
Man: “I killed 11 people, burned hundreds of bibles, stole thousands of dollars in cash and merchandise, and raped dozens of women.”
St. Peter: “Then what makes you think you deserve to get into heaven!”
Man: “I liked a post on Facebook that said like this if you love Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Your in!”
I mean, why do people keep posting these?! Are they trying to convert people or something?! It’s like those posts that say, “one day a women had a child. Then she abused the child and it died. Like this if you are against child abuse!” Do they think some guy who beats his children is going to see that and be like “oh, I guess I won’t abuse my kids anymore!” Point is, these are so dumb, I hate it when people post this crap and I’m not a huge fan of the people who like it either.
I am bord sed patrik. gud timig were goig jelefishig tody sed sponbob. So sponbob and patrik went out to jelefish felds. Lok Patrik a jelefish sed sponbob. But the jelefish ran awy from thm. Wht shuld we do sponbob sed patrik. lets thow this giat net at thm. So thy thew a giat net at te jelefish and capured thm. Onc thy caut them thy put there jele in jars an thn gav it 2 mr. krab. but te jelefish cam bak an kiled mr. krab an sponbob. So patrik vowd revnge. He wnt to jelefish felds the nxt day wth a gun an shot al te jelefish. Thn he ws kiled by sqidword becuz sqidword was bord. Sqidword receved te medl of oner becuz he tld the polise patrik wus tryig 2 kil peple.
1 day sponbob wus tird. I am tird he sed. 2 bad sed sady we ned 2 practis karate. Okey sed sponbob ill get my helmet. So sponbob get his helmet an then he an sady startd to fite echother. Ow stop karate chopig me sed sponbob. That hirt. 2 bad sed sady we hav 2 practis. Wel lets practis on somone els sed sponbob. So sady an sponbob wen 2 sqidwords hous. Hey sqidword can we practis karate on u askd sponbob. No sed sqidward. 2 bad sed sady an she karate choped sqidword. then sponbob kiked him. Im calig the polise sed sqidword. we beter go sed sponbob. 2 bad sed sady an she wen 2 her tredom an tok a roket 2 texas. Then the polise cam an arested sponbob an he wen 2 jale. sqidword dyed of his ingerys latr that day.
So a few days ago I was at school in language arts class. We had to correct a paper’s grammar as a little warm-up assignment and on there it said that Abraham Lincoln freed all the slaves with the Emancipation Proclamation. Okay, did they have a second grader write this or something?! I mean, how many minutes of research does it take to figure out that the Emancipation Proclamation did not free any slaves and was never intended to free all of them. The intention was for all the slaves in the rebellious states to be freed. Heck, Lincoln didn’t even live to see the end of slavery. He was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth before the 13th amendment was passed! I’d bet those idiot weren’t even aware that the 13th amendment even exists! They probably also thought that Lincoln was one the founding fathers, that Gettysburg was in Louisiana, and that Stonewall Jackson marched to the sea! How stupid!
Intentionally bad SpongeBob Fanfic I made a few days ago.
Sponbob and patrik go 2 the kruse krab
1 day sponbob was hugry. Gee patrik i am hugry he sed. Lets get sum fud then sponbob sed patrik. so patrik and sponbob wen to sqidwords hous. Hi sqidword sed sponbob. Do u hav sum fud? no sed sqidword. go awey. So sponbob and patrik wen to the kruse krab. Hi mr krab do u hav sum fud asked sponbob. Ony if u hav muny sed mr krab. Oh we r brok sed sponbob. R u sur u dot hav sum fud? fin then sed mr krab. ill giv u sum fud if u can clen te tabels 4 me. So sponbob got a mop an clend te tabels whil patrik 8 sum krabe patis. Thes r gud sponbob u shud try sum sed patrik. noh sed mr krab u nede 2 finsh clenig first. Okey im dun mr krab sed sponbob. I wuz lyin u cant hav any patis sed mr krab. oh darn sed sponbob.
Okay so yesterday my family and my sister’s friend went to China Palace. My sisters friend put salt and soy sauce in my sisters water. So guess who got the blame? Me. So my sister kept grabbing my root beer and pretending to drink out of it. Finally one time while my back was turned she put soy sauce in my root beer and said she was going to drink it. So I snatched it from her before she could and gulped half the thing down to stop her from being able to drink it. God it was nasty. Moral of the story: Never get soy sauce.
For those of you who play Pokemon, there’s a new poll for what dream world Pokemon should be given out next. Vote for Ditto here! Also you can vote on multiple browsers and by turning private browsing on and off. Let’s see if we can do it!
Okay, what’s with Taylor swift?! It seems like her songs are basically every situation that could possibly happen in a relationship! She’s got one for one where someone’s cheating on her, where he’s dating someone else she doesn’t like, where there’s some family problem and they can’t be together! It’s like if I wrote songs about jealousy and had everything to be jealous of someone else for in them! I can’t name a song that isn’t about some dumb relationship problem! (although she may have some I’m not aware of) It’s like if all Lady Gaga’s songs were about being yourself or if all Eminem’s songs were about how he’s recovering or whatever or if Ke$ha’s songs were all her getting drunk and, oh wait they all are, never mind. Still I really wish she would have more variety because her songs are pretty good. I don’t know what they’d be about but at least they could be something other than whining about love or whatever. that’s just what I think though. if anyone has any different opinions feel free to tell me.
In a world where an evil dictator has risen to take over, humanity only has one hope: Yo Mama. Yo mama’s massive weight always her to crush enemy tanks. Her ugliness scares off enemy soldiers. Only one thing stands in her way: her stupidity! Half the time she can’t even tell the difference between her enemies and allies. Will Yo Mama be able to overcome these drawbacks and save the world? or will Yo Mama Fail to do so? What will be the consequences if she does? find out in: Yo Mama: The Movie. coming to theaters 10/22/20011.
Last night I dreamt my friend came over, we played songs on a car horn, and he brought a goat. It was wierd to say the least. But hey, no school today for me!! I was so exited I posted my Facebook status about it in all caps. Now, a song.
So I thought of a couple Pokemon related yo mama jokes the other day. Yo mama so fat, she on both sides of the branched evolutionary line. yo mama so ugly, she’s jealous of Feebas. Yeah they’re pretty bad. So this is my first blog in a few days now. I guess I could claim to have to much homework or something but I won’t becuase I didn’t. I saw a few people liked Blog #2 so I guess I’ll keep going. I’ve decided to make a little game called Ducreux challege. Basically, I’ll show an image from the Joseph Ducreux meme and you guess the song it is. Keep in mind that not all of them will be from this time period.
You know what I hate about Pokemon? You’re going through a cave or building with only one Pokemon that can kill what’s there effectively and right after the nearest healing point becomes inconvenient to reach, it gets killed by a critical hit. Yeah that happened to me today. I was going up celestial tower and got up to the stairs up to the 3rd floor with my Ferroseed up front to get experience, when I ran into a litwick. So I switched into my Scrafty to take it down and BAM! Critical hit! So after that I had to go down back through the 2nd floor just so I could get out and go to the Pokemon center! I also have an Excadrill but it’s 4 levels higher than the rest of my team so only using it for the next floor would have just overleveled it more. I was also trying to train my Ferroseed as I mentioned before so it really would have been annoying since Excadrill is weak to fire. Now that all that pointless banter is out of the way, a Haiku!
Okay first one. You know what I hate? When people on Facebook see that I’m on, say hi on chat, I don’t notice for the first few seconds and when I say hi back they just leave. I mean, is it so hard to wait 10 seconds for a response?! That’s really annoying, especially when they leave 2 or 3 seconds after I respond, instead of immediately. It’s like, do you want to chat or not?! (Fun fact: That ?! I’m using is called an interrobang.) If not, don’t start one up! I guess it doesn’t happen to often but it’s still annoying. So that was Pointless rant #1. Join me again next whenever I do this for the next exiting edition of Pointless rants!
Ok I’m going to blog or whatever now. Tonight me and my sister failed at playing Pumped Up Kicks on the piano, and then made cupcakes out of expired cupcake batter. Great time huh? Well I’d say that’s not all that happened but it was. Other than that I literally spent the entire day sleeping and watching Let’s Play’s on Youtube. I don’t like to make really short posts though, so here’s a poem!
So I decided to make this for no real reason. I’m not sure what I’ll post. I’ll probably just rant about some crap I hate. So feel free to watch me whine about unimportant stuff that nobody gives a crap about!