June 2012
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TheSpeedGamers
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Wierd dream I had a few weeks ago
Been meaning to post this for a while.
A few weeks ago I had this really odd dream. It was the last day of school I guess and I had this weird trash can with beef in it that shot some indescribable material. Also, we were eating lunch at this large round table and Howie Mandel was there too. We also had this weird band class or someone was playing instruments or something. So then there was this...
God Does Not Have A Facebook Account!
Okay I’m sure this has been ranted on before but this has just been annoying me lately. Those people on Facebook who are like “like this if you are on god’s side” or “share this photo if you believe in god” or anything of that sort. Now I’m an atheist speaking here but seriously, do those people think that they’re go to hell if they don’t like...
More Bad Fanfiction!
Sponbob and Patrik go jelefishig
I am bord sed patrik. gud timig were goig jelefishig tody sed sponbob. So sponbob and patrik went out to jelefish felds. Lok Patrik a jelefish sed sponbob. But the jelefish ran awy from thm. Wht shuld we do sponbob sed patrik. lets thow this giat net at thm. So thy thew a giat net at te jelefish and capured thm. Onc thy caut them thy put there jele in jars an thn...
Another Bad Fanfic!
Sponbob an sady practis karate
1 day sponbob wus tird. I am tird he sed. 2 bad sed sady we ned 2 practis karate. Okey sed sponbob ill get my helmet. So sponbob get his helmet an then he an sady startd to fite echother. Ow stop karate chopig me sed sponbob. That hirt. 2 bad sed sady we hav 2 practis. Wel lets practis on somone els sed sponbob. So sady an sponbob wen 2 sqidwords hous. Hey sqidword...
Sony's plan to save the Vita: Assassin's Creed...
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Is Anyone Else Bothered By This?
So a few days ago I was at school in language arts class. We had to correct a paper’s grammar as a little warm-up assignment and on there it said that Abraham Lincoln freed all the slaves with the Emancipation Proclamation. Okay, did they have a second grader write this or something?! I mean, how many minutes of research does it take to figure out that the Emancipation Proclamation did not...
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My New Fanfiction
Intentionally bad SpongeBob Fanfic I made a few days ago.
Sponbob and patrik go 2 the kruse krab
1 day sponbob was hugry. Gee patrik i am hugry he sed. Lets get sum fud then sponbob sed patrik. so patrik and sponbob wen to sqidwords hous. Hi sqidword sed sponbob. Do u hav sum fud? no sed sqidword. go awey. So sponbob and patrik wen to the kruse krab. Hi mr krab do u hav sum fud asked sponbob. Ony...
February 2012
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Soy Sauce
Okay so yesterday my family and my sister’s friend went to China Palace. My sisters friend put salt and soy sauce in my sisters water. So guess who got the blame? Me. So my sister kept grabbing my root beer and pretending to drink out of it. Finally one time while my back was turned she put soy sauce in my root beer and said she was going to drink it. So I snatched it from her before she...
December 2011
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Explanation
I haven’t posted lately so here is my explanation. I don’t have one. I just got bored of it. Now I’m back though so I should be able to post more now.
November 2011
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Ditto for OU!
For those of you who play Pokemon, there’s a new poll for what dream world Pokemon should be given out next. Vote for Ditto here! Also you can vote on multiple browsers and by turning private browsing on and off. Let’s see if we can do it!
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Taylor Swift
Okay, what’s with Taylor swift?! It seems like her songs are basically every situation that could possibly happen in a relationship! She’s got one for one where someone’s cheating on her, where he’s dating someone else she doesn’t like, where there’s some family problem and they can’t be together! It’s like if I wrote songs about jealousy and had...
October 2011
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Yo Mama: The Movie
This is just some crap I thought up a while ago.
In a world where an evil dictator has risen to take over, humanity only has one hope: Yo Mama. Yo mama’s massive weight always her to crush enemy tanks. Her ugliness scares off enemy soldiers. Only one thing stands in her way: her stupidity! Half the time she can’t even tell the difference between her enemies and allies. Will Yo Mama be...
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Last wednsday night.
Last night I dreamt my friend came over, we played songs on a car horn, and he brought a goat. It was wierd to say the least. But hey, no school today for me!! I was so exited I posted my Facebook status about it in all caps. Now, a song.
No school No school
Woohoo
No school no school
Woohoo
I feel like I’m 9
but that’s really fine
Because today I can play games all day
And uh...
Random
Okay, just something random today. I present, my desktop background!
Just some of my favorite things from Memestche and taste of awesome among other things.
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Yo Pokemon
So I thought of a couple Pokemon related yo mama jokes the other day. Yo mama so fat, she on both sides of the branched evolutionary line. yo mama so ugly, she’s jealous of Feebas. Yeah they’re pretty bad. So this is my first blog in a few days now. I guess I could claim to have to much homework or something but I won’t becuase I didn’t. I saw a few people liked Blog #2 so...
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Blog #2 I guess
You know what I hate about Pokemon? You’re going through a cave or building with only one Pokemon that can kill what’s there effectively and right after the nearest healing point becomes inconvenient to reach, it gets killed by a critical hit. Yeah that happened to me today. I was going up celestial tower and got up to the stairs up to the 3rd floor with my Ferroseed up front to get...
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Stupid Rant #1
Okay first one. You know what I hate? When people on Facebook see that I’m on, say hi on chat, I don’t notice for the first few seconds and when I say hi back they just leave. I mean, is it so hard to wait 10 seconds for a response?! That’s really annoying, especially when they leave 2 or 3 seconds after I respond, instead of immediately. It’s like, do you want to chat or...
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First Blog I Guess
Ok I’m going to blog or whatever now. Tonight me and my sister failed at playing Pumped Up Kicks on the piano, and then made cupcakes out of expired cupcake batter. Great time huh? Well I’d say that’s not all that happened but it was. Other than that I literally spent the entire day sleeping and watching Let’s Play’s on Youtube. I don’t like to make really short...
IDK
So I decided to make this for no real reason. I’m not sure what I’ll post. I’ll probably just rant about some crap I hate. So feel free to watch me whine about unimportant stuff that nobody gives a crap about!
