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Been meaning to post this for a while.
A few weeks ago I had this really odd dream. It was the last day of school I guess and I had this weird trash can with beef in it that shot some indescribable material. Also, we were eating lunch at this large round table and Howie Mandel was there too. We also had this weird band class or someone was playing instruments or something. So then there was this musical theater class where we had to sit based on how we dedicated we were to musical theater, then we had to do this weird salute. Then there was this odd classroom/office thing where I got a bag with a bunch of Legos and paper clips in it. Then we had this bacon we were supposed to give to some dogs but Howie Mandel wouldn’t let us give it to them. Then we were in a place that looked like a bowling alley, a bunch of guys started shooting stuff, Howie sprayed soda at everyone, and then Howie’s head exploded. Then my older sister drove me and my younger sister home, crashing into trees and going over ramps to avoid cars coming at us. Then we got to the street I live on but there was a castle at the beginning where some Catholics lived I guess because my dad said so in the dream. So we drove into the castle and went into the living room which was a lot smaller on the inside and we drove through into the next room, a garage on a raised platform, and then got to our house. Once there I threw the trash can with the beef on my bed and tried to grow a mustache. Then I was back at the school in the room where I got the paper clips and Legos and there was a woman talking to me about the school and then I woke up. I think the Powerpuff girls might have been involved as well but I don’t recall what they did.
Okay I’m sure this has been ranted on before but this has just been annoying me lately. Those people on Facebook who are like “like this if you are on god’s side” or “share this photo if you believe in god” or anything of that sort. Now I’m an atheist speaking here but seriously, do those people think that they’re go to hell if they don’t like and share those. Can you imagine a scenario like that?
*At the gates of heaven*
St. Peter: “So, what did you do in your lifetime?”
Man: “I killed 11 people, burned hundreds of bibles, stole thousands of dollars in cash and merchandise, and raped dozens of women.”
St. Peter: “Then what makes you think you deserve to get into heaven!”
Man: “I liked a post on Facebook that said like this if you love Jesus.”
St. Peter: “Your in!”
I mean, why do people keep posting these?! Are they trying to convert people or something?! It’s like those posts that say, “one day a women had a child. Then she abused the child and it died. Like this if you are against child abuse!” Do they think some guy who beats his children is going to see that and be like “oh, I guess I won’t abuse my kids anymore!” Point is, these are so dumb, I hate it when people post this crap and I’m not a huge fan of the people who like it either.
Sponbob and Patrik go jelefishig
I am bord sed patrik. gud timig were goig jelefishig tody sed sponbob. So sponbob and patrik went out to jelefish felds. Lok Patrik a jelefish sed sponbob. But the jelefish ran awy from thm. Wht shuld we do sponbob sed patrik. lets thow this giat net at thm. So thy thew a giat net at te jelefish and capured thm. Onc thy caut them thy put there jele in jars an thn gav it 2 mr. krab. but te jelefish cam bak an kiled mr. krab an sponbob. So patrik vowd revnge. He wnt to jelefish felds the nxt day wth a gun an shot al te jelefish. Thn he ws kiled by sqidword becuz sqidword was bord. Sqidword receved te medl of oner becuz he tld the polise patrik wus tryig 2 kil peple.
Sponbob an sady practis karate
1 day sponbob wus tird. I am tird he sed. 2 bad sed sady we ned 2 practis karate. Okey sed sponbob ill get my helmet. So sponbob get his helmet an then he an sady startd to fite echother. Ow stop karate chopig me sed sponbob. That hirt. 2 bad sed sady we hav 2 practis. Wel lets practis on somone els sed sponbob. So sady an sponbob wen 2 sqidwords hous. Hey sqidword can we practis karate on u askd sponbob. No sed sqidward. 2 bad sed sady an she karate choped sqidword. then sponbob kiked him. Im calig the polise sed sqidword. we beter go sed sponbob. 2 bad sed sady an she wen 2 her tredom an tok a roket 2 texas. Then the polise cam an arested sponbob an he wen 2 jale. sqidword dyed of his ingerys latr that day.
So a few days ago I was at school in language arts class. We had to correct a paper’s grammar as a little warm-up assignment and on there it said that Abraham Lincoln freed all the slaves with the Emancipation Proclamation. Okay, did they have a second grader write this or something?! I mean, how many minutes of research does it take to figure out that the Emancipation Proclamation did not free any slaves and was never intended to free all of them. The intention was for all the slaves in the rebellious states to be freed. Heck, Lincoln didn’t even live to see the end of slavery. He was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth before the 13th amendment was passed! I’d bet those idiot weren’t even aware that the 13th amendment even exists! They probably also thought that Lincoln was one the founding fathers, that Gettysburg was in Louisiana, and that Stonewall Jackson marched to the sea! How stupid!
Intentionally bad SpongeBob Fanfic I made a few days ago.
Sponbob and patrik go 2 the kruse krab
1 day sponbob was hugry. Gee patrik i am hugry he sed. Lets get sum fud then sponbob sed patrik. so patrik and sponbob wen to sqidwords hous. Hi sqidword sed sponbob. Do u hav sum fud? no sed sqidword. go awey. So sponbob and patrik wen to the kruse krab. Hi mr krab do u hav sum fud asked sponbob. Ony if u hav muny sed mr krab. Oh we r brok sed sponbob. R u sur u dot hav sum fud? fin then sed mr krab. ill giv u sum fud if u can clen te tabels 4 me. So sponbob got a mop an clend te tabels whil patrik 8 sum krabe patis. Thes r gud sponbob u shud try sum sed patrik. noh sed mr krab u nede 2 finsh clenig first. Okey im dun mr krab sed sponbob. I wuz lyin u cant hav any patis sed mr krab. oh darn sed sponbob.
Okay so yesterday my family and my sister’s friend went to China Palace. My sisters friend put salt and soy sauce in my sisters water. So guess who got the blame? Me. So my sister kept grabbing my root beer and pretending to drink out of it. Finally one time while my back was turned she put soy sauce in my root beer and said she was going to drink it. So I snatched it from her before she could and gulped half the thing down to stop her from being able to drink it. God it was nasty. Moral of the story: Never get soy sauce.
I haven’t posted lately so here is my explanation. I don’t have one. I just got bored of it. Now I’m back though so I should be able to post more now.